[E] [G5] [E] [A5] [E] [D5/A] [E]
[D5]If you're [E] havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues [D] [E]
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
Here's what you gotta do [D] [E]
Pick up the phone
I'm always home, call me anytime
[D] Just ring [E] three six [D]two, [E]four three six [D] o [E]
I lead a life [D]of crime [E]
Chorus:
[A5]Dirty deeds done [G5]dirt [A5]cheap
[E]Dirty deeds done [D] dirt [E] cheap
[A5]Dirty deeds done [G5]dirt [A5]cheap
[E]Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap[D] [E]
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart [D] [E]
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the tear drops start, fella [D] [E]
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call [D] [E]
Come right in [D] [E], forget about him [D] [E]
We'll have ourselves [D]a ball [E]
Chorus
Break
[B] [E], per intro
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts [D] [E]
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts [D] [E]
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand [D] [E]
For a fee[D] [E] I'm happy to be [D] [E]
Your back [D] door [E] man. Whoo!
Chorus
Concrete shoes[G5] [E], cyanide [A5] [E], T. N. T.
[E] Done [D] dirt [E] cheap
Neck-ties [G5] [E], contracts [A5] [E], high voltage
[E] Done [D] dirt [E] cheap
Dirty deeds [G] [E] [A] [E] )
[E] Done [D] dirt [E] cheap ) Repeat
They're ready to send [A]him on [E] the cruise