INTRO: B5 12 times and let it ring.
B5 F#5 Em
Yeah My Girlfriend Takes Me Home When I'm Too Drunk To Drive
B5 C#5 E5
And She doesn't Get All Jealous When I Hang Out With The Guys
B5 F#5 Em (with heavy palm mute)
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does
B5 C#5 E5
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because
B5
Yeah Just Because.
B5 F#5 Em
Yeah My Girlfriend Likes U.L And D.H.C
B5 C#5 E5
And She's So Smart And Independent, I Don't Think She Needs Me.
B5 F#5 Em (with heavy palm mute)
Quite Half As Much As I Know I Need Her.
B5 C#5 E5
I Wonder Why There's Not Another Guy That She'd Prefer.
F#5 Em B5
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down
F#5 C#5
I Show Up At 3am, She's Still Up Watching Vacation
Em
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To A Better Place And...
CHORUS (x2)
B5 F#5 Em
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything
G#5 F#5
Everything's Gonna be Fine!
B5 F#5 Em
And My Girlfriend Takes Collect Calls From the Road
B5 C#5 E5
And It Doesn't Seem To Matter That I'm Lacking In The Bulge
B5 F#5 Em (with heavy palm mute)
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does
B5 C#5 E5
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because
F#5 Em B5
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down
F#5 C#5
I Show Up At 3am, She's Still Up Watching Vacation
Em
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To A Better Place And...
CHORUS (x4)
B5 F#5 Em
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything
G#5 F#5
Everything's Gonna be Fine!
BRIDGE: Play B5 8 times and let it ring
CHORUS (x4)
B5 F#5 Em
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything
G#5 F#5
Everything's Gonna be Fine!
End the song with B5!!