Bloodhound Gang – Bad Touch tab
Chords:
Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway... Am C Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought G F Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about Am C So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts G F Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up Am C You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds G F I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns Am C Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined G F To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time Do it now Am C You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals G F So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now) Am C You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals G F So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!) Am C Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket G F Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Am C Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas G F But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory Am C So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship G F Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip Am C So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle G G And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files (chorus)