Bo Burnham – Cookout tab
Chords:
Cookout, by Bo Burnham INTRO: E D A Grab a seat have something to eat D E Help yourself its alright D A If you want a beer they're over here E But we only got Coor's light D A Try a chip with my homemade dip D E the stuff is out of sight E D Right before bed we'll shave your head E It's good to see you dressed in white A E D Cause its a Klan KooKout E A E D Klan KooKout E A E D Klan KooKout E A E D E Klan KooKout A E D Heres my wife/sister E She brightens up my day A E She went away and i missed her D E Cause my moms a lousy lay A E Don't hang with foreign fellows D E It'll only be your loss A E Stay here and roast marshmallows, D E By the burning cross A E D At the Klan Kookout E A E D Klan Kookout E A E D Dans on lookout E A E D E At the Klan Kookout A E And if you're black D E Don't wanna see your face A E D They're like high school track E Just a stupid race A E We got a plan D E Kill all the Jews A E Are you a Mexican D E Cause you seem confused? senor...que? que? que? (kkk) A E D E Its a Klan Kookout A E D Klan KooKout E A E D E Mein Kampf? man, check that book out A E D at the Klan Kookout E D A D All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed E D A D Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list E D A D I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host E D E And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner! A E We hate Hispanics D E Hence the 20 foot walls A E And all you goddamn dirty catholics D E Can cath-o-lick my balls A E Ethnics give off weird aromas D E But what I can't understand A E Is why we need high school diplomas D E With the bible in hand! A E D At the Klan KooKout E A E D Klan Kookout E A E D Klan Kookout E A E D A Klan Kookout ...I have Jewish friends