Courtney Barnett – Avant Gardener chords

GI sleep in late
GAnother day
FOh what a wonder
COh what a waste.
GIts a monday
GIts so mundane
FWhat exciting things
CWill happen today?
GThe yard is full of hard rubbish its a mess and
F                           CI guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab
GWe should ammend that
GI pull the sheets back
FIts 40 degrees
CAnd i feel like im dying.

GLifes getting hard in here
GSo i do some gardening
F                        CAnything to take my mind away from where its sposed to be.
GThe nice lady next door talks of green beds
F                               CAnd all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
GI wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps.
F                          CSunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes.
GI feel pro-active
GI pull out weeds
FAll of a sudden
CIm having trouble breathing in.
 
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GMy hands are shaky
GMy knees are weak
FI cant seem to stand
COn my own two feet
GIm breathing but im wheezing
GFeel like im emphysem-in
FMy throat feels like a funnel
             CFilled with weet bix and kerosene and
GOh no, next thing i know
GThey call up triple o
F                           CId rather die than owe the hospital

Till I get old
GI get adrenalin
GStraight to the heart
FI feel like Uma Thurman
     CPost-overdosing kick start
GReminds me of the time
GWhen i was really sick and i
FHad too much psuedoefedryn and i
CCouldnt sleep at night
GHalfway down high street, andy looks ambivalent
F                                     CHes probably wondering what im doing getting in an ambulance
GThe paramedic thinks im clever cos i play guitar
F                            CI think shes clever cos she stops people dying
GAnaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
FShouldve stayed in bed today
CI much prefer the mundane.
GI take a hit from
GAn asthma puffer
FI do it wrong
      C                     GI was never good at smoking bongs.
                              FIm not that good at breathing in
    C                         GIm not that good at breathing in
                              F         CIm not that good at breathing in