Eminem – Stepdad chords
Chords:
[Intro] Am Ayo Am (This a song about) G My, my stepdad Am (Let's see if this ever happened to you) Am I, I hate My, my stepdad [Verse 1] Am One thing that sticks in my craw Am G When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my Ma G Socked her right in her eyeball Am I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic Am With all the pictures I draw of Am G Shit that I've already witnessed, it’s probably twisted my thoughts Am All I can hear is drama with Mom and him Am G I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways Am The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm Am Our dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard G Doctors had to put it down G Am He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker! [Chorus] Am I, I, hate G My, my stepdad (Stepdad) Am G So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad) [Verse 2] Am Outside, I look like I'm calm Am Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb Am G 'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (My mom) Am Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on G But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him Am Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times G He swatted me with it, I'd cry G He just started hittin' me harder Am God, I wish I could just jaw him Am If I could get my weight up Am But I'm just a second grader G This prick is bigger than I am Am But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide G I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time Am Sneak up with a lethal injection Am And put him down like they did to my dog G I'm talkin' euthanasia (Euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan Am This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon) Am Neighbors called police on him G So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium-ion Am Then Mom and him let bygones (Bygones) Am Just be bygones G So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off n.c. But this is why I... [Chorus] Am I, I, hate G My, my stepdad (Stepdad) Am G So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad) [Verse 3] Am So this year, I'm goin' into the fifth and I'm tall G I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got G Way bigger fish to fry G Which is why I'm tryin' to get this bitch to fly off G The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box Am He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan G So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons G I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin' G He walks by, kicks my arm and goes, "Oops" and just laughs Am I yelled for Mom (Mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense G I stood up and said, "Fuck you, punk" and I took off and ran Am To my bedroom, as I fled Am Knowin' shit would hit the fan G Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat Am He kicked it in Am I swung it hard as I could at his head G His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed Am I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear G I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass Am Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad G "Ding-dong," the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his Am Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two-liter with G Then buried him next to my dog G And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em [Chorus] Am I, I, hate G My, my stepdad (Stepdad) Am G So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad) Am I, I, hate G My, my stepdad (Stepdad) Am G Am So tonight I'm sayin', "Bye-bye stepdad" (Stepdad) X