Jam – Eton Rifles chords

C                     DSup up your beer and collect your fags, 
C                        DThere's a row going on down near Slough, 
C                     DGet out your mat and pray to the West, 
C                      DI'll get out mine and pray for myself. 

C                                DThought you were smart when you took them on, 
C                                     DBut you didn't take a peep in their artillery room, 
C                     DAll that rugby puts hairs on your chest, 
C                                   DWhat chance have you got against a tie and a crest?

F      G        C      G    AmHello-hurray - what a nice day - for the Eton Rifles, 
F      G               C    G    AmHello-hurray - I hope rain stops play - with the Eton Rifles.

C                                 DThought you were clever when you lit the fuse, 
C                                        DTore down the house of commons in your brand new shoes,
C                          D Composed a revolutionary symphony, 
C                         DThen went to bed with a charming young thing.

F      G        C      G    AmHello-hurray - cheers then mate - it's the Eton Rifles, 
F      G            C   G    AmHello-hurray - an extremist scrape - with the Eton Rifles.

Em               F What a catalyst you turned out to be, 
Em                        F                     GLoaded the guns then you run off home for your tea, 
G Left me standing - like a guilty schoolboy. 

Em               F What a catalyst you turned out to be, 
Em                        F                     GLoaded the guns then you run off home for your tea, 
G Left me standing - like a naughty schoolboy. 

C                   DWe came out of it naturally the worst, 
C                             DBeaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt, 
C                            DWe were no match for their untamed wit, 
C                                        DThough some of the lads said they'll be back next week.
 
F      G                   C   G  AmHello-hurray - there's a price to pay - to the Eton Rifles,
F      G               C   G    Am Hello-hurray - I'd prefer the plague - to the Eton Rifles. 
F      G                   C   G  AmHello-hurray - there's a price to pay - to the Eton Rifles,
F      G               C   G    Am Hello-hurray - I'd prefer the plague - to the Eton Rifles.