Jimmy Buffett – The Asshole Song chords

ASSHOLE SONG

Intro: Spoken
DWell I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
GWhen somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
AI decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
DSo I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

DWere you born an asshole?
GOr did you work at it your whole life?
AEither way it worked out fine
G                        D'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

DYes you're an A S S H O L E...
GAnd don't you try to blame it on me.
AYou deserve all the credit.
G                  DYou're an asshole tonight.


DYou were an asshole yesterday.
GYou're an asshole tonight.
AAnd I've got a feelin'
G                                     DYou'll be an asshole the rest of your life.



DAnd I was talkin' to your mother
Gjust the other night.
AI told her I thought you were an asshole.
G                              DShe said, "Yes. I think you're right."

DAnd all your friends are assholes
G'Cause you've known them your whole life.
AAnd somebody told me
G                           DYou've got an asshole for a wife.

DWere you born an asshole?
GOr did you work at it your whole life?
AEither way it worked out fine
G        A7      D'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.