Jonathan Coulton – Re Your Brains chords ver. 2

[Verse]
Em              C              G               G    Gmaj7 Heya Tom, it’s Bob From the office down the hall
Em               C                 D Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
C              Em                Em7        A7  Things have been OK for me except that I’m a zombie now
                           DI really wish you’d let us in
  C                 G                B7         EmI think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  C                 G                B7         EmWhy you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
    C              CmBut here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screaming

[Chorus]
G     D             C               DAll we want to do is eat your brains
            G                   D                       CWe’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your 

eyes
G     D             C               DAll we want to do is eat your brains
            Em            Bm           C (C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
       C    C/B     AmIf you open up the doors
C         C/B    C        D        GWe’ll all come inside and eat your brains
[Verse]
Em                C               G                 GCmaj7I don’t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Em                   C                    D    To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
C                   Em                     Em7       A7Maybe that’s OK for now but someday you’ll be out of food and guns
                                DAnd then you’ll have to make the call
C                  G                B7           EmI’m not surprised to see you haven’t thought it through enough
C                  G                 B7           EmYou never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
C                       CmBut Tom, that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

[Chorus]
G     D             C               DAll we want to do is eat your brains
            G                   D         C(C/B C C/B C C/B)We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes
G     D             C               DAll we want to do is eat your brains
            Em            Bm               C(C/B C C/B C C/B)We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
       C    C/B    DmIf you open up the doors
C         C/B    C        D        D#We’ll all come inside and eat your brains
            Eb               G#dim (xx5656)  G#I’d like to help you Tom, in any   way   I can
         G#m                             D#I sure appreciate the way you’re working with me
          A#                  G#dim        CmI’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          GI guess I am

[Verse]
Em              C              G               G    Gmaj7I’ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Em               C                 DI know we’ll get to common ground somehow
C (xx3434)              Em                Em7        A7Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                           DI guess we’ll table this for now
  C                 G                B7         EmI’m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
  C                 G                B7         EmThank you for your time I know we’re all busy as hell
    C              CmAnd we’ll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open


[Chorus]
G     D             C               DAll we want to do is eat your brains
            G                   D                       C    (C/B C C/B C C/B)We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no-one’s gonna eat your eyes
G     D             C               DAll we want to do is eat your brains
            Em            Bm              C           (C/B C C/B C C/B) We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
       C    C/B    AmIf you open up the doors
C         C/B    C        D        GWe’ll all come inside and eat your brains