Lambchop – Scamper chords

[Intro]
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A


[Riff]
E D A
E D A
E D A
E D A


[Verse]
    E    D  AHey booger
                       E     D   ANeely's been overcast, morning
                   E                  D    AA closet full of generic adult diapers
                   E    D   AAnd a bible trivia game
             E        D    ALunch, three doughnuts
                E       D    AAnd some chocolate milk
           E         D    AReading, a newspaper
                  E    D    AThat is five days old
    E      D    AThe nurse,
    E           D    AThe housekeeper
    E      D    AThe doctor
        E     D    AAnd the son


[Chorus]
Bm7           EOlder than my father
C#m7             Cm7The smell of old bland cooking wafting and blending
Bm7          EWith that of red oak
         AWarm and sour


[Chorus 2]
Bm7                  EThe kitchen floor is vinyl
C#m7             Cm7And it's soaking wet
          Bm7So is the bedroom
       EOf the mother
          AShe has a problem


[Verse]
            E     D   AShe is very old
         E      D    AWith her bladder
        E       D    AYou are outside
             E     D    ASucking on a can
                         E     D    APassed out in the living room
       E      D   AMartha Stewart
   E        D    AIs speaking
                                    E        D    AThree hundred and fifty pounds of machinery
                                 E    D    ARoll between her surgical stockings
        E      D    AAnd the hearth
              E    D    AI do not look up
          E     D    AI am terrified


[Outro]
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A
Bm7 E C#m7 Cm7
Bm7 E A
E D A
E D A