*This is my first tab, but I found it necessary to post it. Standard tuning. Enjoy :).
|-----------------------------------------|e|-----------------------------------------|B|-----------------------------------------|G|-----------------------------------------|D|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|A|-----------------------------------------|E
"Several women's magazines..."
|-----------------------------------------|e|-----------------------------------------|B|-----------------------------------------|G|-----------------------------------------|D|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|A|-----------------------------------------|E
"When I tried to call, no one answered."
^ REPEAT FOR SECOND VERSE
|-----------------------------------------|e|-----------------------------------------|B|-----------------------------------------|G|-----------------------------------------|D|-7s2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|A|-----------------------------------------|E
"I offered you a small dog in the kitchen"
|-----------------------------------------|e|-----------------------------------------|B|-----------------------------------------|G|-----------------------------------------|D|--0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|A|-----------------------------------------|E
"I just wanted you to feel at home"
|---------|e|---------|B|--1------|G|--2------|D|--2------|A|---------|E
"And that's why I'm fine, I am fine, I am fine, I am fine..."
|---------|e|---------|B|--2------|G|--2------|D|--0------|A|---------|E
"...I just need 100 dollars"
*That pretty much sums it up. I'm certain you can figure out the pace.
