Misc Unsigned Bands – Kevin Tor - Hey There Delilah Parody tab

This is a Parody of the Plain Whites T's song "Hey There Delilah", which has been 
to make the song about stalking a girl named Delilah.
To see the origional video go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQDH0zOqzg

For any questions about the tab or if you found a mistake email me them at jack15_11@hotmial.com


D
Hey there, Delilah
          F#m
What's it like in New York City?
      D
I'm a thousand miles away from you
         F#m     Bm            G
Or maybe in your closet with a camera
          A                  Bm
I like to watch you when you sleep
               A
I don't make a peep.


D
Hey there, Delilah
          f#m
Don't you try to call the police
    D
I already cut the phone line
         F#m
And your doggie got a roofy
           Bm
You're all mine
G                  A                Bm
We'll have lots of fun just you and me
                 A
Trust me, you'll see


D
Ohhhhhh             Bm
It's what you do to me.
D
Ohhh                 Bm
It's what I'll do to you.
D
Ohhhhhh             Bm
It's what you do to me
D
Ohhh                       Bm
But really what I'll do to you.
                D
What I'll do to you.


D
Hey there, Delilah
            F#m
I know this must be really hard
           D
But just believe me, girl
                             F#m
You can't run. I slashed the tires on your car.
                Bm
And now they're flat.
G              A                Bm
Do you have anything in here to eat?
           A
I'd like a treat.


D
Hey there, Delilah
       F#m
I just wish you would stop crying
           D
It's weird how you make me feel
            F#m
And yet you really are not trying
              Bm
I know you're scared
G     A                  Bm
If it helps I'm mentally impaired
            A
I'm glad we shared


D
Ohhhhhh             Bm
It's what you do to me.
D
Ohhh                 Bm
It's what I'll do to you.
D
Ohhhhhh             Bm
It's what you do to me
D
Ohhh                       Bm
But really what I'll do to you.
                D
What I'll do to you.


G
You sat in front of me in English class
  A
I stared and stared at your great ass
        D                                Bm
But you wouldn't turn around and look my way

G
Tonight can be our second chance
    A
And I'm not wearing underpants
D                                           Bm
If you haven't already, it might be time to pray

G
Delilah I can promise you
     A
This will be over in two and two
      Bm                                 A
Chuck Woolery taught me how to deal with time
          (A)
I'm out of rhymes.


D
Hey there, Delilah
       F#m
I have one last thing I must say
        D
I'm not really a psycho killer
         F#m
I'm just someone your friends paid
             Bm
To scare you good.
    G        A              Bm
I'm sorry it had to be like this.
                 A
Your friends are Dicks.

D                    Bm
Soo I think Im gonna go
(Stop playing Completely)
Yeah Im just gonna go this was kinda messed up
(Put down your guitar and walk off stage)
Im sorry again...



If your playing this live you might want to go with a joke afterwards;

But seriously, stalking is not laughing matter.
If you or someone you know is being stalked there are things you can do.
Like, try opening the Curtains a little more
Or maybe dont run so fast when you go for your morning jog
Or, if youre feeling bold, why dont you order a pizza and bring it
to that van thats been parked across the street for the past three days.
Im sure he or she is hungry. Stalking builds up an apetite.
Come on, its the least you can do for someone who has invested his
or her precious time in getting to know every little bit about you.
Is it a crime to care too much?
Then why are you calling the police and getting that restraining order?
Come on put down the phone, the person youve been waitng for your entire life could be 
outside your window.... In the bushes, sniffing you
underwear. Take a chance, Stalkers are people too