Misc Unsigned Bands – Mike Carey - Seamus Just Wants To Be Famous chords

  Intro  ( G, Em, C, D)           No Capo

    GOh, I want to write a song, not too short, not too long,

      EmI'll get respect from all the lads, (who's your man, he's not bad)

      CI need not wait too long, I'll write song after song,

      D (once)It'll be me on MTV, doing a duet with Elton John

      GI'll become so big and famous, I'll change me name to Seamus,

      EmBe the coolest of the Paddy's, who's your feckin daddy

      CThe girls in the crowd, screaming really loud,

      D"Oh Seamus you're the best, will you sign me massive chest?"

      GWell I'm sorry maiden Michelle, I'm a pure professional

      EmI won't have antics in me trailer, so treat me like a sailor

      C"But what about your shows, at every one we have been?",

      D(Once)                                           DI'm sorry girls it's not my fault but you're only 15

      GOh I won't walk down the street cause I'll be up the fucking walls

      EmEveryone will want a kiss, and sure grab or rub me balls,

      CI'll be hyper, hyper, hyper, I will not shleep at night

      D(once)Ashtounded by the fact that I can even sell my shite

(Slower) GBut sometimes I think to myself, "Ar I'd be better off just being me"

      C                                 DAnd play my songs for my friends on the sofa side of MTV

      C                      DOh I think of Spirituality, Hymns and going to mass,

                  C                                      DBut you know I'd trade it all, for Rock n Roll, so I could hire a guy to wipe my ass

      GOh there's one thing I won't do, If i make it really big,

      EmI won't end up like Shnoopy Dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig,

      CAnd all your songs are cat, the lads think you're a twat,

      D(once)And why If you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y'all at?"

      GI mean your grammar is atrocious, it should be "where are ye?"

               Em (once)sure the only Youghal that we know, is a Cork town by the see

      CAnd if we started hanging out, down in Youghal or anything,

      DI'd catch you by the pigtails, swing you round and fuck you in,

      G                    (stop playing)Now, and in me videos, I'd bust a move, or grab me crotch

      Em (once)And where you'd be off saying "bitch", I'd be saying "biatch"

      CI'm driving in me flashy car, the girlies all along side me,

      DOh fuckin hell there's Snoop, if I duck down will you hide me?

And he sang,

 G                             Em"Seamus, he just want's to be famous"

 C                            DHe's about 13 new women on the go

 G                          EmSeamus he just wants to be famous

 C                            DAnd he'll keep his eye on that goal


Spoken - (Now for the high bit, go on Seamus)

 G                     EmLaaaa, la la la la la laaaa

                Cla la la la la laaaa

                Dla la la la la laaaa

            DSpoken - ( And he sang it again, even though the crowd we're shouting at him, and 
telling him to fuck off, he sang..)

 G                     EmLaaaa, la la la la la laaaa

                Cla la la la la laaaa

                Dla la la la la laaaa

           DSpoken - (And at this stage the auditorium was empty, it was just some fella sweeping up 
auld litter down the back and he still going, and he said..)

 G                     EmLaaaa, la la la la la laaaa

                Cla la la la la laaaa

                D     (stop playing)la la la la la laaaa


Then someone came up and plugged him out!