Passenger – I Hate chords

This is a great song. Really easy to play and make people laugh. I based it on the live 
video and hopefully I've got it mostly right. Comment if not :)

Capo 4 or 5 (depending on what version you're listening to)

             C                      FWell, I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes,
     C                      GAnd explaining where people belong.
       C                        FI hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs,
    G                               cAnd talk through everything fucking song.
       Am                    FI hate people in nightclubs, snorting coke,
    C                            GAnd explaining where you're going wrong.
      Am                 FWell, if you agree, come hate it with me,
     G                CAnd feel free to sing along.

            F    C   G   CAnd it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
            F    C   GAnd it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

C   F   C   G X2

And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook,
'FYI', we were never m8s.
We pretend to be friends on the internet,
Yet when in real life we have nothing to say,
Oh, brother, I've love for my mother,
For good times, for music and for my mates.
Yeah, I love and I live, and I have love to give,
But sometimes, all you can do is hate.

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

  FI hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas,
      C                 GThey only eat pizza and chips.

I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs,
     C              GLike your lungs are his.
      AmAnd I hate queuing up for festival toilets,
F                          CEspecially when you need a shit.
  Am                     FI hate the X-factor, for murdering music,
    G                       CYou bunch of money grabbing pricks.

         F    C   G   CAnd it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
            F    C   GAnd it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

C   F   C   G X2 But second time round slow down and lift middle note off the C to walk 
down to the G (if that makes any sense)

      C                             FAnd I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens,
         C                           GThey make ten year olds chase to grow up.
C                               F        G"Hey kids lets be anoerxic", or better, eat chocolate 'til you throw up.
          Am                         FKeep your Hollywood stars, in their stupid cars,
        C                             GAnd the botox, that makes them looked fucked.
      C                             FJust grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face?
   G                             CIt looks like it's been hit by a truck.


And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc

And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc