This is the lead acoustic guitar (Kyle Gass) version for Kielbasa. It's a technical
piece and needs a lot of work and concentration, but once you have learned the basic
intro riff, everything else will come together.
I have included the lyrics to the song to help you with the tab as a whole.
Skit: Tempo = 80
[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.
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Intro: Tempo = 100
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Verse One
I love you baby---------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|-----1------1----------|--------------------------|---------------------------|--2--0------0----------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|------------------------0--|--3--3--0-0-2----------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-|--3------------------3-----|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------|
but all I can think about is Kielbasa Sausage Your buttcheeks is warm---------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------|-----1-----1---------------|--------------------------|-----1------1----------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------|--3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------|---------------------------|--3--3--------------------|-----------------------|
I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform--------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|---------------------------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|--3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----|
Now get it on [Staccato these notes]-----------------------|----------------------------|------------------------------------------|-----1------1----------|--11---11---11---11---11----|------------------------------------------|--2--0------0----------|--12---12---12---12---12----|--14--12--10--9h10p9h10p9-----------------|--3--3--0-0-2----------|----------------------------|---------------------------10--8h10p8-----|--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------------|--------------------------------------10--|-----------------------|----------------------------|------------------------------------------|
Verse Two
I see you walking-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|------------9b---------------|-----------------------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|---------8------------8--10--|----12--10--8r---------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|----8h10---------8h10--------|-----------------------|----------------------0-0-|-----------------------------|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------|
but all I can think about is Dianetics Your buttcheeks is warm---------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------|-----1-----1---------------|--------------------------|-----1------1----------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------|--3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------|---------------------------|--3--3--------------------|-----------------------|
I check my dipstick You need lubrication honey! My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform--------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|---------------------------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|--3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----|
Now I've been set loose-ah Right in your caboose...Now fucking get it on! I'm shooting my juice-ah----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|
[Staccato these notes] Now get it on----------------------------------|-------------------------------------|--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--|-------------------------------------|--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--|--14--12--10--9h10p9-----------------|----------------------------------|----------------------10--8h10p8-----|----------------------------------|---------------------------------10--|----------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
Get it on-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|------------9r---------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|---------8-----------8h10p8--|-----------------------|--------------------------|----8h10---------10----------|--8--8-----------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|-----------------------------|--------11--8----------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|
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Dianetics junior much better than Krishna Dianetics junior much better indeed--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|
And all the people hear you tremendous--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|
And your smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me, me and KG Alright--------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|
Oh yeah! Alright Oh my God---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|
All the ladies in the house say yeah-yeah (yeah) Come on your motherfuckers say a prayer (prayer) When you fight, you gotsta fight fair! (fair)---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|
You motherfucker, oh you motherfucker You know what time it is!---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|
Outro
Tenacious D Time you motherfucker go! E E E C C C C C F F F F F G G G G C C C C C --4----4---4-0-0-0--0--0--|--5--5--5--5--5--------|--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--5----5---5-1-1-1--1--1--|--1--1--1--1--1--------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--1----1---1-0-0-0--0--0--|--2--2--2--2--2--------|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|-------------2-2-2--2--2--|-----------------------|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|--2----2---2-3-3-3--3--3--|-----------------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--0----0---0--------------|--1--1--1--1--1--------|--3----3--3-3--------------|
E E E E F F F F F G G G G C C C C C E E E E F F F F F --4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|--2----2--2-2--------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|
G G G G C C C C C E E E E F F F F F G G G G G G G G --3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--|--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|
End: [JB:] Dude, that was TNT. G [NH] --3-----------------|------------------||--3--------5--------|------------------||--0--------5--------|------------------||--0--------5--------|------------------||--2-----------------|------------------||--3-----------------|------------------||
