Tim Minchin – Hello chords

Author: Sanger (Tom Hodge)


      EHello
                     B/D#Welcome to my show
                        D       Dsus2I'm glad that you could come
      AWe're gonna have a hoot
      D          B/D# EWe're gonna have some fun

[notes – A3 B3 D3 G3 B3 D3]

          ESit back
                             E/D#Put your feet up and relax
                             D    Dsus2I hope you've had a drink or three
    AThe more you've drunk
    D           B/D# EThe better I’ll ever be

    AAnd if you have a mobile phone
    AmPlease turn it off
    EThank you

    AAnd if you have Tourette's syndrome
    Am                            EJust do whatever it is you people do

    F#                          AAnd if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy
E                A     B   EMaybe you should chuff off home
         A                    ECos it's only gonna get worse
A                    EOnly gonna get worse
AOnly gonna get worse
         EFrom now on……………c**t

[notes – E2 F#2 G#2]

AMy name is Tim
D             AI write funny songs and sing
A                      B               E7And if you don't think funny songs are funny
     AWell I respect your right
   D             ATo think exactly what you like
           A                E7                ABut you're sure as shit not getting back your money


    Dmaj7                        A        E/G#       F#m   F#m/EAnd if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to say
       D              Dmaj7  A     E/G#    F#m   F#m/EThat I read your publication every single day
    Dmaj7          Bø       C#7             F#mAnd I agree with absolutely everything you say
                        Dmaj9                         Bø/DI think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
A              G/A            D/A   Dm/AWriting on the subject of the arts
Dmaj9But if you write a bad review
  Bø/DI promise you I'll come round to your house
A       G/A               D/A           Bmb5/AAnd lay turds in all your potted indoor plants
         B11I'll lay turds!
            C11In all your plants!
            C#11Your indoor plants!

Your potted indoor plants!

      F#Hello
                  C#/E#Welcome to my show
                       Esus2I'm glad you all could come
     B                 E       C#/E#   F#It's time for a little audience participation
      F#Sing, "Yeah!"      (Yeah!)
      ESing, "Yeah!"      (Yeah!)
      BSing, "Yeah yeah yeah!"   (Yeah yeah yeah!)
      F#Sing, "Ooo yeah!"   (Ooo yeah!)
      F#Sing, "I am an audience member!"      (I am an audience member!)
E"Why are you making me sing?"      (Why are you making me sing?)
B"You self indulgent wanker!"      (You self indulgent wanker!)
      F#"Just get on with the fucking show!"   (Just get on with the fucking show!)

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