Weird Al Yankovic – One More Minute tab

One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic
as interpreted by Darth Clinton

I NOTICED THE OTHER TABS OUT THERE FOR THIS SONG WEREN'T QUITE RIGHT.
iF YOU PLAY THIS ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL, i'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PICK IT OUT.



Intro

C   F   G   Am   F   C   G   C



G                        C        G                  C
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,

E7                           Am           D                       G
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.

C                     G         C
So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex,

      F               G         C
And I tore all your pictures in two,

      E7                              Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,

     D                        G
Just because it reminds me of you.....



F                 G                  C
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,

F                 G              C
I'm glad that you found somebody new,

           F             G              Am                F
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.


G                        C
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,

    G                          C
You got me feeling down in the dumps,

           E7                        Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,

      D                            G
And I have to use the self-service pumps...


      F             G                  C
Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase

    F           G                 C
You ain't gonna break my heart in two

           F            G                C                F
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you..


Am                    G                 
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

F                     G              C
Than watch you going out with other men

Am                 E7            Am
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

D                                           G
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

(NO CHORD)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'


    F              G                   C
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches

         F                G           C
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two

    F                    G
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

                 Am                F
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you


                     G          G            C
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

            F          G                 C
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue

    F                  G
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with

Am                  F
Double-edged razor blades

     C              G           Am
Than spend one more minute with you


           F                            G
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands

          C                                      F
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.....