Woodbox Gang – Never Kissed A Girl chords

Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail


Never Kissed A Girl

INTRO-CHORUS
 G                     C        GI never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
G                D        GShe got drunk and cheated on me
G                        C        GI never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G            D     GMurder in the first degree

VERSE 1
G                        C        GI'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
G           D          GI keep a steady hand on the gun
G                             C           GShe'd get all revved up and say “Come on in”
G                D     GI'd say “Baby I'm already done”

CHORUS
  C                     GI never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
D                          GShe got drunk and cheated on me
 C                     GI never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G            D    GMurder in the first degree

VERSE 2      
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life

VERSE 3
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she's sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don't like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes