Afroman – Colt 45 chords ver. 2

Capo 2 is what I like to play but you can fit it to your voice


Am                       CI said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
D                           AmBaby, that's all we need.
Am                                CWe can go to the park, after dark;
D                               AmAnd smoke that tumble weed.
Am                                       CAs the marijuana burns, we can take our turn,
D                                    AmSinging them dirty rap songs.
Am                                      CStop and hit the bong like ching chang chong
D                                              AmAnd send our tapes from here to Hong Kong.


CONTINUE Am C D Am Throughout entire song


So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sell, bet my Caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it East Side Palmdale.
Well... when the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.

Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy, cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan.

We f**ked on the bed, f**ked on the floor, f**ked so long I grew a f**kin afro.
Then I f**ked to the left, f**ked to the right; as she sucked my dick until the shit 
turned white.

I thought to myself, Sheeba Sheeba, got my ass lookin like a Zebra.
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, til her daddy pulled up in the Chevrolet.

So I ran, I jumped out the back window.
But her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4.

Oh... he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.; the motherf**ker whooped my ass 
all night.
But, I ain't mad... at her prejudice dad, that's the best damn p***y I'd ever had!
Got a bag of weed, and a bottle of wine, I'm gonan f**k that bitch just one more time!

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like ching chang chong
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy


Uh... I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but DAMN she looked good!
I took her to my house, cos she was fine.
But she whooped out a d**k that was bigger than mine.

I met this lady from Japan,
Never made love with an African.
I f**ked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice.

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.
I met a woman in the heart of Austrailia.
Had a big butt, and big t**tties too.
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

See I met this woman, from Hawaiiiii...
Stuck it in her ass, and she said aiiii!
Lips was breakfast, p***y was lunch, and her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch!

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said "I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me!"
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis...
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like ching chang chong
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.

Hey wait a minute, check this out...
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music really drove me crazy.
But I rode that ass, and said "Yes, Ms. Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma, put that p***y in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan, can't wait til I f**k that bitch again.
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina, fucked her til she turned to a white albino.
F**ked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit... so I owe her.
F**ked this girl, down in Georgia; came in my mouth, man I thought I'd told ya.

Met this beautiful sexy hoe, just ran 'cross the border or Mexico.
Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla. I wanna 
get married but I can't afford it. I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.

Hey man, hold up...
Have you ever went over to a girl that's hard to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good.
(Say what?)
I mean you're gettin' upset, b/c you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood!
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy.
But it take her so long to come... (say what?)
Then a dude walked in, that's her big boyfriend.
And he asks you... "where you from?"
So you wipe your mouth, and try to explain... you start talking real fast.
But he already mad b/c you're fuckin' his woman, so he starts beatin' on your ass.
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody...
Your dick was hard, but now it's soft (what?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world...
But now you still gotta go jack off.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.