Adam Sandler – Phone Wallet Keys chords
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[Intro]Em Am G6 Yeah, yeah, yeahG6/F# Here we go againEm Am Come on[Verse 1]G6 G6/F# Em I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keysAmYeah, phone, wallet, keysG6 G6/F#Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keysEmGot my credit cards in my walletAmGot my phone you can call itG6Master lock on my front doorG6/F#That's what my motherfuckin' keys are forEm AmMy phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keysG6 G6/F#Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys[Verse 2]Em AmIf I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)G6 G6/F#If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)EmIf I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)AmIf it's winter time and I'm sleddin'G6If I'm at that daddy daughter danceG6/F#My phone, wallet, keys are in my pantsEm AmI'm goin' on vacation to the West IndiesG6 G6/F#And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keysEmI rode on up to the airportAmLady asked for my passportG6 N.C.Fuck, okay[Verse 3]EmGuess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keysAmPhone, wallet, passport, keysG6Now I need four things, bitch pleaseG6/F#Phone, wallet, passport, keysEm AmI'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, DeltaG6 G6/F#The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt herEmWe went up 30 thousand feetAmI reclined my fuckin' seatG6'Bout to watch a movie, stopG6/F#I forgot my laptopN.C.Motherfucker, damnit[Verse 4]EmNow I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keysAmLaptop, phone, wallet, passport, keysG6Too much shit that's five fuckin' thingsG6/F#Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keysEm AmI'm swingin' my shit all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' yaG6 G6/F#I'm caryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a herniaEmNo place to put it, what should I do?AmProbably should take my iPad tooG6What the fuck else did I forget?N.C.(Sandman you need tons of shit)[Bridge]EmMy tick tacs, my back packAmMy Zippo lighter, my charge packG6My sun glasses, my hairsprayG6/F#My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)EmMy notebook, my GoProAmMy vape pen, my crossbowG6My toothpick, my pocketknifeG6/F#Oh fuck, I forgot my wife[Chorus]Em(Phone, wallet, keys) God damnAm(Phone, wallet, keys)G6It used to be so easyG6/F#With my phone, my wallet, and my keysyEmShit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeahAm(Phone, wallet, keys)G6It used to be a breezyG6/F#With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy[Verse 5]Em AmMy pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'G6 G6/F#Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'Em AmI'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and foundG6 G6/F#You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phoneEm(Phone, phone, phone) yeahAm(Phone, phone, phone)G6 G6/F#Much happier at home, just playin' with my phoneEm(Phone, phone, phone) yeahAm(Phone, phone, phone)G6 G6/F#Yeah, I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet