Carter Usm – Shoppers Paradise chords

Chords by Paul Wingham from The Sweet Fantastic.  www.thesweetfantastic.co.uk
For corrections email paul.wingham@virgin.net
I love this song so enjoy!!!



Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise

Verse 1:
C                               GGround floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives 
C                                      G      knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts 
C                                              Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks 
Gtested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits 
C                                             G                       C           ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate 

Verse 2:
C                                           GIt's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown 
C                                               G    First and second floors, third and fourth world wars 
            C                   We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement 
G                                            just take the stairs to the bargain basement 
C                                                     Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle. 

Chorus:
G          C          G        C     Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 
    G           C           G         C     the big shop is open it's a wonderful world 

Verse 3:
C                                        GTop floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist 
C                                                GWe've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. 
        C                              We take Visa, Access, American Express 
G                                             patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best 
C                                        clothes for all ages, mothers and babies 

Chorus:

Verse 4:
C                                        Going down for all the things you missed 
        G                                          all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist 
          C                                       GWe've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits 
  C                                               A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys 
          G                                             We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies 
C                                  Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum, 
G                                                Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans 
C                                        G                                 CLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful 


Ending: C   G     C   G      C   G     C   G