Candypants – Nerdy Boys chords

[Intro]
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 F5 D#5

[Verse 1]
A#5               D#5He goes 40 on the freeway
A#5                     D#5He plans his day 'round eBay
A#5               D#5               C#5             C5He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay
A#5               D#5Steve Jobs is his swami
A#5               D#5He folds like origami
A#5               D#5               C#5             C5I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy

[Chorus]
A#5  D#5         F5           D#5         A#5Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5       F5              D#5       A#5I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5            F5                D#5      A#5Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5        F5           D#5   A#5I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

[Verse 2]
A#5              D#5He thinks DNA is pretty
A#5           D#5CGI makes him giddy
A#5               D#5         C#5             C5He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City
A#5                  D#5He smells like Hai Karate
A#5                D#5Says Mulder wasn't dotty
A#5               D#5                   C#5         C5I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body

[Chorus]
A#5  D#5         F5           D#5         A#5Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5       F5              D#5       A#5I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5            F5                D#5      A#5Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5        F5           D#5   A#5I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy

[Bridge]
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5His high water pants
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5The way he can't dance
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5If he wants romance
D#5           F5I say beam me up

[Verse 3]
A#5              D#5You're suave and attaching
A#5                   D#5Your socks are always matching
A#5             D#5         C#5       C5If you want me, better hope myopia is catching
A#5                    D#5'Cause I don't want an athlete
A#5            D#5I tingle for a mathlete
A#5             D#5            C#5             C5      A#5He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs

[Chorus]
A#5  D#5         F5           D#5         A#5Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees
D#5       F5              D#5       A#5I want to live his junior high fantasies
D#5            F5                D#5      A#5Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy
D#5    F5           D#5   A#5 D#5 F5I am a sucker for a nerdy boy
      D#5   A#5 D#5 F5For a nerdy boy
         D#5   A#5 D#5 F5I want a nerdy boy
        D#5   A#5A dirty nerdy boy

[Outro]
A#5 A#5 D#5 C#5