Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast – Our Twisted Fate chords

[Verse 1]

DmWe are merely pretzels
               CThat is all we are
     CThis woman's obsession with us
                 DmIs frankly quite bizarre
   Bb                                            FWe used to simply be a starchy snack that people ate
    CBut now we are a symbol
     A              DmSuch is our twisted fate


[Verse 2]

           Dm                                             CWe've been smothered in the mustard of her quest for happiness
          CThere's a lot of pressure on us
                DmThis we must confess
   Bb                                             FWe didn't ask to be in charge of someone's mental state
     CJust let us be some happy carbs
      A               Dm       BbSpare us this twisted fate


[Bridge]

                           F           CWe've been a-salted by her yearning
                          Dm         BbTo make her life a cogent tale
                      FSure it's nice to be kneaded
    C                             ABut now the whole thing's getting stale


[Outro]

               DmOh, can't some soft and chewy pretzels
              CFinally get relief
                                                         DmWe are hurtin' from the burden of being someone's life motif
          BbShe could switch to pizza bagels
                FIf it's not too late
         CIt's the yeast that she could do
           A                 DmTo save us from this twisted fate