Dewey Cox – Royal Jelly chords

Royal Jelly, Capo on 7th

Intro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Em D/F# G

    G                  Cadd9            G            Cadd9           D/F# Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
   Cadd9                          D/F#Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
                  GO' say can you see 'em
    C                                     D/F#Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
          G                             Cadd9'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
    Cadd9          C/B               Am          G               D/F#Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
      G                Cadd9    G                Cadd9         D/F#The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
         Cadd9                             Em'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
  Am                                                 D/F#       GInside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

       Em      CIn my mind
           GI'm half blind
       Em      CMy inner ref
           GIs mostly deaf
           Em         CI'm smell impaired
         GIf you cared
     G                 Cadd9          G             Cadd9My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San 
   G       Cadd9          D/F#Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy

            GSo let me touch you
         D/F#Let me touch you
         GLet me touch you
         CLet me touch you
          G        D/F#       G   Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made

Transition: G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 Em D/F# G


G      Cadd9                 G               Cadd9Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
        G            Cadd9Hangers-on and fancy flingers
         D/F#To the dress ball
Cadd9Mushrooms and bowling pins
C/B                                D/F#Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
              GFrom Juvenile hall
Cadd9                D/F#We're so unlucky and stuff
G                              Cadd9                              Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Cadd9           C/B          AmDairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
G               D/F#Paul Bunyan and James Dean

G        Cadd9           G          Cadd9Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
G              Cadd9And Shenandoah tapestries
G                  Cadd9Compared with good mahogany
G              Cadd9            D/F#Collapsing the undying postcard romance
CWith feline perspicacity
C/BBy the university
AmThat night I held a paucity
AmWhich you deemed common courtesy
Am/GI wasn't what you thought I'd be
D/F#                            GI shouldn't have invited you to dance

      Em      CIn my tree
            GI'm halfway free
          Em      CAnd in my chair
            GOne quarter there
      Em      CIn my dream

              GOne-sixteenth cream
G                    Cadd9In the coffee of the Courtier
       G         Cadd             D/F#Of the sycophant assistant to the king

          GSo let me touch you
       D/F#Let me touch you
       GLet me touch you
       Cadd9Let me touch you

           G  D/F#    Em    Cadd9  G       D/F#    G       Where the Ro  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  yal Jelly gets made
G Cadd9  G  Cadd9  Em   D/F#   G...