Diet Cig – Dinner Date chords

G E A C

G                           EI had the lamest date to the
      A        CDaddy daughter dance
G                            EMaybe that's why I don't like 
   A         CTo fucking slow dance
G                         E           And my mom said don't buy vegetables
       A         CThey won't last
G                                         E        A    CWell she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past

G                      EAnd I go through these phases
   A          COf people and places
G                 EAnd the turkey is tasty
              A                CJust like the shit that you're talking

G                    E     A    CSo you know I had to shoot that down
                   EBecause everyone's family
            A    CWhen you're in a hospital
G                E         A    CAnd you know I'm scared
G              E           A         C       Like the third grader on a triple dog dare


G                      EAnd I go through these phases
   A          COf people and places
G                 EAnd the turkey is tasty
              A                CJust like the shit that you're talking
    G                            E       A  CAnd maybe if you took me out to dinner
        G                E    A     CI would like anything for another year