Diet Cig – Sixteen chords

[Intro]
          D*  D*  G*     G*When I was        sixteen
    D*        D*I dated a boy
         G*      G*With my own name
       D*    D*It was   weird
       G*              G*In the  back of his truck
D*                 D*Moaning my own name
       G*          G*While trying to f*ck
       D*         D*And I    didn't think you had to
G*        G*   Go to town
           D*  D*And tell everybody's mom
      G*That I'm
N.C.Sleeping around


[Interlude]
D G D G

N.C.Ready?

D G D G


[Pre-Chorus]
DNow I realize
GThat all my friends are
A      BmMostly friends
GWith you
DAnd I don't know
GWho would show up to my
A Bm GBarbecue


[Chorus]
    DAnd I
              GThink you're the kind of guy
           EmWho would meet me at a party
        GAnd forget my name
    EmAnd try to take me home
GAll the same


[Pre-Chorus]
    DNow I
         GI'm all alone
        A   Bm  GIn the grocery store
       DWondering who
     GI'm buying all of these
A   Bm   GHot dogs for


[Chorus]
    DAnd I
              GThink you're the kind of guy
           EmWho would meet me at a party
        GAnd forget my name
    EmAnd try to take me home
GAll the same


[Outro]
    D*Now I
     D*           G*      G*Will never barbecue again
D*            D*  And you can keep all of your
G*       G*  Shitty friends
    D*And I
     D*          G*       G*Will never barbecue again
      D*And I
     D*             G*        D*Will never think of    you again