Ed Rush – Plastic Jesus chords
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#-------------------------------PLEASE NOTE-------------------------------------# # This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # # song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #-------------------------------------------------------------------------------# Plastic Jesus chords Ed Rush / George Cromarty 1957 The Goldcoast Singers (Ernie Marrs lyrics + ?) Open or Capo IIDWell, I don't care if it rains or freezes,GLong as I have my plastic JesusD A Asus4 ARiding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,GWe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 DWith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.D GPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Ariding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,Gwe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 Dwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.DI don't care if it rains or freezes,Gas long as I've got my plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Aglued to the dashboard of my carDYou can buy him phosphorescent,Gglows in the dark, he's pink and pleasant,D A D Dsus4 Dtake him with you when you're travelling farD GPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Ariding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,Gwe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 Dwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.DI don't care if it's dark or scary,Glong as I have magnetic Mary,D A Asus4 Aridin' on the dashboard of my carDI feel I'm protected amply,GI've got the whole damn Holy Family,D A D Dsus4 Driding on the dashboard of my carD GPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Ariding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,Gwe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 Dwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.DYou can buy a sweet Madonna,Gdressed in rhinestones,D A Asus4 Asitting on a pedestal of abalone shellDGoin' ninety, I'm not wary,G'Cause I've got my Virgin MaryD A D Dsus4 Dguaranteeing I won't go to HellD GPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Ariding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,Gwe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 Dwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.I don't care if it bumps or jostles Long as I got the Twelve Apostles Bolted to the dashboard of my car Don't I have a pious mess Such a crowd of holiness Strung across the dashboard of my carD GPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Ariding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,Gwe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 Dwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.No, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I have my plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car But I think he'll have to go His magnet ruins my radio And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scarD GPlastic Jesus, plastic Jesus,D A Asus4 Ariding on the dashboard of my carDThrough all trials and tribulations,Gwe will travel every nation,D A D Dsus4 Dwith my plastic Jesus I'll go far.Riding through the thoroughfare With his nose up in the air A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind Trouble coming, he don't see He just keeps his eyes on me And any other thing that lies behind Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Though the sun shines on his back Makes him peel, chip, and crack A little patching keeps him up to par When pedestrians try to cross I let them know who's boss I never blow my horn or give them warning I ride all over town Trying to run them down And it's seldom that they live to see the morning Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car His halo fits just right And I use it as a sight And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say Damn I can let all sorts of curses roll Plastic Jesus doesn't hear For he has a plastic ear The man who invented plastic saved my soul Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Once his robe was snowy white Now it isn't quite so bright Stained by the smoke of my cigar God made Christ a Holy Jew God made Him a Christian too Paradoxes populate my car Joseph beams with a feigned elan From the shaggy dash of my furlined van Famous cuckold in the master plan Naughty Mary, smug and smiling Jesus dainty and beguiling Knee-deep in the piling of my van His message clear by night or day My phosphorescent plastic Gay Simpering from the dashboard of my van When I'm goin' fornicatin I got my ceramic Satan Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home The women know I'm on the level Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home Leering from the dashboard of my van If I weave around at night And the police think I'm tight They'll never find my bottle, though they ask Plastic Jesus shelters me For His head comes off, you see He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus Riding on the dashboard of my car Ride with me and have a dram Of the blood of the Lamb Plastic Jesus is a holy bar Set8 http://sites.google.com/site/guitarmusicchordsandlyrics/