Emilie Autumn – Girls Girls Girls chords
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DmStep right upBbWe bring to you the finest entertainmentA7And I am pleased to be your humble servantDm A7Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormalityDmStep right upBbWe've something here for everyone's enjoymentA7I do this as a gift, not for employmentDm A7A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanityD ACome see our girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD ATickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girlsD E7Some of them are really quite attractive as you seeA7 DSome are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agreeEm A7 DWhile others still look rather quite a lot like you and meE A7But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more ruleD E7You shouldn't look this one too long in the eyeA7 DAnd that one, let's just keep walking byEm A7 DThese ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supplyEm A7 DGrab another cup of tea, and follow meD ATo see our girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD ATickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girlsD E7Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guideE A7 D7For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide.Quiet down! You, sir?D E7If insanity's primarily a femininish malady,A7 DAnd no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,Em A7 DThen according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?E A7Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?D E7ItÂ’s all to do with reproductive organsA7 DWhich are naturally unstable in a dameEm A7 DYou see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loonyE A7And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moonyDI have a question (shoot!)E7Has any patient ever been releasedA7 DWould you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease?Em A7 DFor the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduceE A7So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them looseD ACome see the girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD ATickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girlsSome are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill Except no imitations For a little extra on the side, you can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion, But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadaysAHow big is a lady's brain?Em E7 D7It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strainEmThis seems just a bit inhumaneE E7 D7It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any painD E7They're really more like animals than peopleA7 DWhich, as we've proven, haven't any souls at all.Em A7 DThe only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posteriorE A7And these are only useful in a seedy music hallD E7They don't bite, well they mightA7 DI say this one does look hungry tonightEm A7So get your picture with an inmateDBut be sure she's locked up tightEThey're practically wild sirA7 Protect your child sirD E7They don't recall the taste of freedomA7 DThey're just happy if we feed themEm A7So point and laugh, it isn't badDThey oughtn't mind because they're mad!E A7If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearlsYou're welcome to enjoyD AOur girls, crazy girlsD/F# D7 AIf you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a rideEm B5Those girls, crazy girlsD A7 D7 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidalD ATickets cheap, it's a crimeD/F# D7 AAnd they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dimeEm A7 DTo see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited timeEm A7 DCome see the girls, girls, girlsEm A7 DI've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhymeEm A7 DSo ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncutEm A7Your corsets tight, your morals highDYour knitting neat, your yappers shutEm A7This is what comes of over-educating,D Emmentally over-stimulating,A7too much serious conversating,D Emorganized religion-hating,A7sinful over-copulating,D Emmarriage without procreating,A7 girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,D Emshe was caught while masturbating,A7they all mind manipulating,D Emchronically hallucinating,A7certainly there's no debating,D Emsome we just find fascinating,A7women's rights facilitating,D Emindependent thought creating,A7she just may be complicating,D D7get your money out, we're waitingTo see thoseEmGirls!A7Girls!DGirls!