Evelyn Evelyn – You Only Want Me Cause You Want My Sister chords

C D G Em
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G                                        D  You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
        Em          C    In your ‘69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
       G                                    DAnd we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
         Em       For some Trojans and a six-pack,
C                                      AmStill your eyes kept wandering back to her,
         CIt’s always her
                                              DSo let’s get one thing straightened out here, sir

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       C                   DIf you think you’re seeing double
       G             EmLet me save you some trouble
     C                D                 GThis ain’t no two-for-one bargain here, mister
       C                  D‘Cause I’m much more than just twice shy
     G              EmI’ve had enough two-timing guys
    C            D                   GWho only want me ‘cause they want my sister

                                     DMy eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
        Em                           CAnd the tattoo on her lower back’s exactly just like mine
           G          But, if you look beneath the surface,
         DWe’re as different as can be,
               Em‘Cause there’s just one heart that beats for you
         CAnd that heart belongs to me
           Am               CAnd not to her, it’s always her
                                            DSo let’s get one thing straight if I’m your girl

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    EmAnd if tomorrow you should die
   CMy sister would not bat an eye
    GShe doesn’t even know your name
      DShe’s going with some other guy
   EmAs long as she is still around
     CI’ll always have a trace of doubt
                                      DI need to know your love is real, but how?

      G                                    DWe’re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
       EmMother pays her last respects
         CI look around, no one suspects
            G                           DThat it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
    Em And now that she is underground
     CI’ll know that you’re not hanging ‘round
    Am           CFor her, no, not for her
                       D                GAnd now I’ll know your love is true for sure

   C                 DIt pains my heart to think of her
  GA rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
                               EmBloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
    C             D               EmYou can’t imagine just how much I miss her,
    C              D               GBut now I know you want me, not my sister.