Garfunkel And Oates – Self Esteem chords

Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret

hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7.  The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing.  The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
 slow strum, hit each string one at a time.  Same with the chords in the bridge

Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop)

C            F                    Dsus2You text at three in the morning 
            G            CAnd you misspell my name
               F                          Dsus2You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            G                  CAnd most of them think you are lame
             F                      Dsus2You say that with me it's different
             G             CAnd your not that big of a dick
              F                            Dsus2When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                G                 AmNot 'cause your with some other chick

            Em          AmI know that this may be uncool
              Em           GBut I want to tell you the truth


Chorus
C                    FMy self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2          GIt's close but not quite there
C                  F                    Dsus2Need time to get a little more rejected
                     G               C      F    Dsus2Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  Dsus2 G(stop)A totally awesome pair

C           F                 Dsus2I seem like your perfect target
               G              CLike I've been lonely for too long
                        F              Dsus2You think I haven't had sex in forever
          G                    CAnd I'll admit that you're not wrong
             F                   Dsus2But I would rather have nothing
                G           CThan this crap, let me reaffirm
                      F                      Dsus2I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            G                AmAnd the antidote was in your sperm

             Em           AmI know that this may be uncool
              Em           GBut I want to tell you the truth


C                    FMy self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2          GIt's pretty close but not quite there
C                  F                    Dsus2Need time to get a little more desperate
                     G               C      F    Dsus2Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  Dsus2 G(stop)A totally awesome pair


Bridge

Am            EmWe could last forever
         F               CYou just have to give me time
   Am                 CTo learn to deal with bullshit
     F      GAnd blatant lies
        C          GBut for now... for now


C                    FMy self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2          GIt's so close but not quite there
C                  F                    Dsus2Need time to get a little more wasted
                     G               C      F    Dsus2Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G                      C  F  Dsus2 G(stop)A totally awesome pair