Greg Davies – My Nan Your Nan chords
Chords:
[Intro]G Em Am D||: / / / / | / / / / :||[x2][Verse 1]G Em Am D G Em Am DMy Nan ...likes to potter in the garden,AmAl - though, she will concede,D7 G Em Am DThat the cold rather gets to her knees,G Em Am D G Em Am DMy Nan ...likes doing cryptic crosswords,AmAnd the kettle's always on,D7 G Em Am D'Cause she drinks endless cups of tea,Am Am N.C. G Em Am DAnd your Nan ...your Nan's the actual Queen![Verse 2]G Em Am D| / / / / | / / / / |G Em Am D GMy Nan ...nibbles short bread biscuits,Em Am D(Course she does, they're de - licious!)AmShe's got to learn to drive,D7 G Em Am DSo she either gets a bus or a train, (Subsidised trav - el!)[Verse 3]G Em Am D G Em Am DMy Nan ...she worries about the weather, (What if it's chil - ly?)Am D7 GAnd she always keeps a brolly in her handbag in case of rain,Em Am D And talking of reigns...Am D7Your Nan's a Constitutional Head of State,Am D7And no one can form a Government with - out her consent,Am D7She's de - scended from a thousand year monarchy,Am N.C.And my Nan's face is not on money![Chorus]G Em Am D G EmNans, ...they're both just normal Nans,Am D G EmThey're both just normal Nans,Am D G Em Am DThey're both just normal Nans![Verse 4]G Em Am D G Em Am DMy Nan ...she likes egg and chips, (She dips her chips in the egg!)Am D7 GShe doesn't have a flag to raise to tell you that's she's home,Em Am D(She's just always home!)G Em Am D GYour Nan ...she has her name on ships,Em Am D(She doesn't dip her ships in the egg!)AmAnd they both have different seats...D7 G Em Am D...That they describe as a throne,Am D7 Am D7My Nan says a lady should have a hat for every oc - casion,Am D7And when your Nan isn't wearing her hats,Am N.C. Am N.C.They're kept in a fortress, they're guarded by ravens![Chorus]G Em Am D G EmNans, ...they're both just normal Nans,Am D G EmThey're both just normal Nans,Am D AmThey're both just normal Nans-----![Verse 5]G Em Am D G Em Am DYour Nan ...she has lots of Foot - men,Am D7My Nan sees the footman on Tuesdays,G Em Am DBecause she's got corns,G Em Am D G Em Am DYour Nan ...has a Coat of Arms,AmMy Nan has a body-warmer,D7 G Em Am DWhich is a coat with no arms![Bridge]Am D7Your Nan's face is on my Nan's tea-towels,Am D7You won't find my Nan on a Google search,Am D7My Nan's the Chairman of a local Bridge Club,Am D7Your Nan's The Head of the Anglican Church,Am D7Your Nan's seen off twelve Prime Ministers,Am D7My Nan's outlived seven cats,Am D7Your Nan's been accorded many titles,Am D7 N.C.My Nan has a cord a - bove her bath![Verse 6]G N.C. Em N.C.Your Nan was played by Helen Mirren,Am N.C. D N.C.And every single swan is hers to keep, (and eat!)G N.C. Em N.C.Your Nan indirectly invented Coronation chicken,Am N.C. D7 N.C.By 3pm on Christmas Day my Nan is a-sleep![Chorus]G Em Am D G EmNans, ...they're both just normal Nans,Am D G EmThey're both just normal Nans,Am D G Em Am D GThey're both just normal Nans!