Harper the Fox – Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain chords

[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

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One evening as the screens came on and the perverts started jerking

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On-line there came a beautiful girl and her ass it was a twerking

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The perv’s typed “babe where do you be?”

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She said, “I’m in a place that you wouldn’t believe”

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Where pervs like you get girls like me

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We all pop up like jungle weeds

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It’s the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain

 

 

[Verse 2]

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain, all the pussies taste like cake

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And a dozen babes will suck you off the moment that you wake

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The lube it runs in rivers there and the porn is always free

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There’s always a chick to diddle your prick

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Never has a headache and she’s never sick

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain

 

 

[Verse 3]

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain, there’s room for all your friends

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And open spots with all the girls, ‘cause they take it at both ends

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The Viagra grows right from the trees, so you’re always swingin’ wood

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Jiggly busts from every thrust

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and your nut you’ll always bust

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain

 

 

[Verse 4]

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain, beer bellies are adored

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You can tell her drunken stories and she’ll only want you more

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A neck-beard is a treasured thing and bald spot’s A-OK

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You’ll look great to them all, on their knees they’ll fall

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Suck your cock and swallow it all

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain

 

 

[Verse 5]

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Whether right now you be fat or short, over here you’re broad and tall

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And a team of beautiful midget girls will shave and shine your balls

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We know you’ll never want to leave, it’s your fantasy’s come true

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It’s a land of sluts with bubble butts

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Who love to fuck and make nice smut

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In the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain

 

 

[Outro]

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You can take the trip, as long as you tip

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To the Big Rock Hard Cock Mountain

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