Henrik Widegren – Never Google Your Symptoms chords

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
    EmOne evening, my father said: My son
    AmI'™m dying and soon I'll be gone
      EmBut before my €…final €…farewell:
BHear me. And hear me well
EmDo whatever you want €…to do
AmHave a plan or roll the dice
        EmBut one thing is strictly taboo
BPlease, follow my advice


[Chorus]
G     C           DNever google your symptoms
G          C        DThat is my only prescription
          Em          AmYou get a hundred diagnoses
       G        DAnd medieval prognoses
      G         C          DEvery sign is a serious condition

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[Verse 2]
EmIf you google '€œcough'€ and '€œdiagnosis'€
AmYou have got tuberculosis
    EmAnd if you google '€œfever and red'€
           BYou'€™ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
    EmAnd if you google '€œI'€™ve a runny nose'€
     AmIt'€™s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
    EmAnd if you google itch and prognosis:
             BAnaphylactic chock or psychosis


[Chorus]
   G     C           DSo never google your symptoms
G         C          DSeldom it brings any wisdom
Em            AmYou want to discover
    G         DBut you might uncover
         G         C   DThat you have an extra chromosome

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[Bridge]
   EmSo this is what I heard my father say
    AmAnd then he closed his eyes and passed away
    EmThe autopsy report was very clear
BDeath from hypochondric fear
         BWhich is custom
         BWhen you google
     BYour symptoms


[Chorus]
G     C           DNever google your symptoms
    G        C        DThe hit list is never awesome
Em           AmPain in your left arm?
G            DHeart attack alarm!
       Em            AmDo you feel a little weak? Yes
G            DYou'€™ve got ALS!
       Em             AmIf you have a slight anemia
G             DYou'€™ve got leukemia!
    Em           AmAre you a little crazy?
G            DYou'€™ve got ADHD
   D           CSo never, ever google
     DYour symptoms!

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