Heywood Banks – Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway chords

[Verse 1]
                  C                     Gonna take the express way 
             GFrom Ohio to Ioway
                                             
Then I'm gonna ride the road 
                  Cfrom Ioway to Idaho
                       F                        I wish they'd build a highway 
                  CFrom Idaho to Hawaii
                         G                     Oh I know that you can fly-ee 
                  CBut i'd rather drive-ee
       G N.C.                  COn the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway.   

(Everybody here we go!)


[Chorus]
       F                       COn the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway
            D                       GThere's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway


[Verse 2]
                   C                     GGonna buy me some pineapple when I'm in Hawaii
                                                 CMaybe pick up some pied apples when I m out in Idaho
                    F                                  CI'm gonna buy me an apple pie when I'm driving through Iowah
      G N.C                                             CAnd a pallet of thermometers at the Costco in Toledo Ohio
        G N.C                                                                             CThat's pineapple pied apples apple pie and a pallet-of-thermometers-at-costco-in-Toledo Ohio.

Ok a little Ohioiowaidahohawaii (Lets go!)


[Chorus]
       F                       COn the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway (What a crowd! Ok just the girls now...)
    F       D GThat's the  [ ]  Yeah!    [Mouth Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway to the crowd]


[Verse 3]
                  C                      GWhen I go to the dentist and he puts my gums to sleep
                                                          CI can't feel my tongue or cheeck and my lips feel like a piece of meat
                         F                            CWhen he's firing up his drill bit and I'm drowning in my own spit
                       G               N.C.                  CI sing along with the hits like the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway. (Ok everybody at the dentist, here we go!)


[Chorus]
                        F                        C[While Gargling] On the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway [sucking noise]
            D                        GThere's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii High - [Impersonates a dentist's drill]


[Verse 4]
          C                               GIf I get lockjaw from stepping on a rusty fender
                                                       COr I get my teeth wired shut a-sipping burgers from a blender
                     F                        COr I'm doing an immpression of Clint with my teeth all clenched
                 G                    N.C.                  CAnd my eyes all squinched I do the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway

(Ok Clint Eastwood guys, you can do it here we go...)


[Chorus]
                               F                        C[as Clint Eastwood] That's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highway.  Punk.
           D                       G              CThat's the Ohioiowaidahohawaii Highwayeeee-eeeee-eeeee