Jon Lajoie – Too Fast chords
Chords:
TOO FAST Jon Lajoie CAPO: 6thEm D Em DI can run a hundred miles without stopping for restEm D Em DI can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breathC DWhen I focus my mind I always reach my goalC DBut there's one thing I cannot controlGI come too fastEmI come too fastD Em A couple strokes and my erectionD G Is a thing of the pastGI come too fastEmI come too fastD Em Sometimes it's even game overD G Before I take off my pantsEm D Em DI've read all the articles and I've tried every trickEm D Em DThinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About SchmidtC DIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or twoC DBut if we doggy style oh man I'm screwedGI come too fastEmI come too fastD Em I carry a spare pair of underwearD G In case a girl sits on my lapGI come too fastEmI come too fastD Em I swear I'll even shoot my loadD G If a fly lands on my shaftG Dm GOh~-oh~-oh~Oh, damn it