Kevin Bloody Wilson – Ho Ho Fuckin Ho chords

Ho Ho Fucking Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson

Tabbed by Roj Vincent


AHo ho fuckin ho

What a crock of shit
DWe all work for Santa Claus
                    EWeve had enough we quit
ACos we do all the fuckin work
AWhile he stars in the show
D                                   Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E             AHo ho fuckin ho

AIm Rudolph and I quit
                        DJust who does he think he is
      EThat little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
                     ACrackin his fuckin whip
AAnd me stuck up the front
                          DWith these other useless c*nts
EStick yer Christmas up yer arse
              AHo ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

And what about us Elves
Weve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
With our bollocks freezing off
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

Im Santa Claus s wife
I know what hes really like
Sneakin into thos little kids rooms
Hes a fuckin paedophile
A devious old drunk
And Im married to the c*nt
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho

Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
Weve had enough we quit
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
Ho ho fuckin ho


Just a little diversion from your normal Christmas song……………
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells" and in an Australian accent.....;-)