Monty Python – Penis Song chords

ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Penis Song


D7                                    GIsn't it awfully nice to have a penis
A7                                       D D7 Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7It's swell to have a stiffy
     G         G7    E7It's divine to own a dick
         A7From the tiniest little tadger
       D       A7      DTo the world's biggest prick

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   D7                                        GSo three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A7                                    D A7 DHooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
     D7Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
     G     G7      E7Your Percy or your cock
        A7You can wrap it up in ribbons
        D       A7      DYou can slip it in your sock
          C              C#dim7But don't take it out in public
             G         B7     E7Or they will stick you in the dock
        A7    D7   G    D7 GAnd you won't come back

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