IntroPiano does a F, G and C,Guitar x 2 b p b b b bE]----------------------------------------------------------------5---5-----|A]--------------------------------------------------------------5---5-------|D]--5---5/3--------3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3----3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5-------------|G]---------------------------------5---5------------------------------------|B]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G
Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
G
Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
C
Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head,
G
Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
D
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell.
G
"Ooh, brrr, Mamma: he's a double XL."
b bE]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|A]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|D]--3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3-----------------------------------------------|G]------------------5---5---------------------------------------------------|B]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
F slide G
By the second grade, I was five foot two;
F slide G
Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
Bflat/slide G
Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall,
F slide G
An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
D
Uncle Roy said: "Boy, you'll make the NFL:
G
"Ooh, brrr, son you're a double XL."
C
Double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
Intro guitar part
F slide G
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida;
F slide G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
Bflat/slide C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold.
F slide G
They want a real man with meat on his bones.
D
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells:
G
They say: "Ooh, brrr, we love a double XL."
C
Double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
Instrumental Break.
not sure about the solo yet
G G C G progression
no guitar
Well, double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
G G Ab Ab A Bb B C
Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself,
G hold
Why all the girls love a double XL.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, yeah: I'm a double XL.
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