Mal Blum – Reality Tv chords
Chords:
[Verse 1] G I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore D Snooki drank too much, now she's on the floor Em It's a feeling that I've felt before G D Though it was not televised [Verse 2] G I don't mind, I don't get upset D And you're watching me while I'm watching it Em I'm just curious I'm a scientist G C But you think that I'm depressed [Verse 3] G I watch reality TV D Just look at what it's done to me Em I can't believe that nothing means G D Not half of what it did G I don't mind, I don't get upset D But I haven't left my bedroom yet Em And getting dressed was an accomplishment G D So you win, you win, you win A C You win, you win [Chorus] G D C Don't tell me where you've been G D C Don't tell me what you did Eb C What you did G C G C G C G C When you were gone [Verse 4] G D Me, I guess I'm still something of an amateur Em You'd think that I would know by now G D Season 8 and I ain't figured it out G D So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt Em Or saying things you don't deserve G D G Or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love D I did, you don't get my references Em What if I met someone who did G D Did it all sound better in your head G D That movie was so offensive but it got me through November Em G D Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better A C I wish I did [Chorus] G D C Don't tell me where you've been G D C Don't tell me what you did Eb C What you did G C G C G C G C When you were gone [Verse 5] G When it gets so bad that itโs almost good D I'll move to San Francisco or Hollywood Em I won't write you like you wish I would G D But I'll miss you all the same G You won't mind, you won't get upset D Once you change, all you want is the audience Em They are obviously all narcissists G D Me, I just love turning off my brain A C One big escape [Chorus] N.C Don't tell me at all G D C (don't tell me where you've been) C I don't want to know G D C (don't tell me what you did) Am C I'll just watch it over and over on the show [Outro] G C x8 X