Ninja Sex Party – Courtship Of The Mermaid chords

[Intro]
Gm Bb F  Gm
Bb Dm Eb F


[Verse 1]
Gm    Bb    F       GmOnce upon a morning dawn
Bb       Dm       Eb        FNinja Brian and I happened upon
       Gm         Bb       F       GmA gold pond, In a forest enchanted where we
Bb          Dm         Eb       Fboth gazed upon a bold sight so fair

    Gm       Bb             F    GmSee there, beneath the blue waterfall
  Bb          Dm           Eb          FA mermaid was swimming and my heart, enthralled,
       Gm          Bb        F            GmBecame lost in the beautiful lines of her face
    Bb          Dm           Eb        FFor every lithe movement was exquisite grace


[Pre-Chorus]
  Gm          Bb             F          GmI trembled in silence at the love of my life
       Bb       Dm             Eb             FSuch a delicate moment, I must play this just right


[Chorus]
 Eb               Bb         Eb               Bb"Hey, do you like pizza!?" I screamed loud as shit
       Bb              Gm               Eb          FThen I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it
   Gm                 F             Eb        BbIt soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves
    Eb         Bb          Eb    FNow marvel and witness the glory of...

Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bbloooooove...


[Spoken Interlude]
N.C.Here comes the pizza!


[Verse 2]
    Gm             Bb           F            GmThe mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
    Bb            Dm          Eb        FFor she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese
        Gm        Bb      F           GmI don't see how I may get her soul to listen
     Bb           Dm           Eb            FLike sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens

  Gm      Bb         F           GmI need to dream an ingenious new scheme
   Bb         Dm         Eb           FSo this angel shall open her heart to me


[Chorus]
 Eb          Bb           Eb         Bb"More pizza, Brian!" with onions and ham, too
    Bb         Gm        Eb           FNow coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you!
   Gm        F           Eb         BbAs choirs of angels sing out to the sky
     Eb              Bb          Eb        FIn a cheese crust of passion, my true love shall...

Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm Fflyyyy...

Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F
Bb F Gm F Eb Bb Gm F Bb

[Spoken]:
Ah, my legs! God, they're definitely broken! Oh no, a handsome merman has just appeared! He's brought the
mermaid filet mignon, Brian. That's a clearly superior dish. Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on,
I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her. Aarghh! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please?
No? Cool. Fuck you guys.