1st Verse
D D
Do you want me to
A A
shove this pencil
E E
up your a hole
A A
sideways.
D D
You know the last guy
A A
who had this done to him
E E
ended up in
A A
E.
D D
Well he started
A A
saying
E E
Something like
A A
zang.
D D
Zang zang
A A
zangady zang
E E
zangady zang
A A
zang.
D D
Wang wang
A A
wangady wang
E E
wangady wang
A A
wang.
Chorus 1
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2nd Verse
D D
The only way
A A
To prevent his
E E
is to just
A A
shut up.
D D
I can tell that
A A
it will be hard for you
E E
but just remember
A A
one thing.
D D
Do you really want
A A
a pencil
E E
up your a hole
A A
sideways.
Chorus 2
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