Podge And Rodge – Halloween chords

   One of the few Halloween songs I couldn't find on here,
   The tune can be found on YT
                                        - flatwound -

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                          HALLOWEEN

(SPOKEN)
Fester and Ailin here, welcome to our home

Will ya have a cuppa tae with us, will ya, Hah

We love Halloween don't we Ailin?, Oh yes, I almost forgot

Poor Ailin had a bit of an incident one Halloween

It's something we're all guilty of, Mishandeling fireworks

Ahh, sure the surgen did the best they could

Went in too deep though,  They say it could ignite at any time

So we'll leave you with this song, 

Enjoy your Halloween,     And remember, Safety first
 
       G            Em             C                DAll Hallows' Eve's upon us, The witching hour once more
   G             Em             C              DBonfires are a-burning, Kids knocking on the door
             G              Em                  C              DThrowing hedgehogs on the bonfire, And dressing up is lots of fun
        C               D            G  C  GNever stick a foreign object up yer bum

                G            Em            C          DNo you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
           G               Em           C                 DIt's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
             G             Em            C          DYou should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
               C             D           G   C  G'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens

  G                 Em              C            DTrick or treating, Pumkin eating, Scary witches cat
  G             Em                    C              DBetter give us money Missus or we'll dump on your doormat
  G               Em                     C                 DBobbin' apples, Shaggin' cows, There's games for old and young
            C                D            G  C  GBut don't stick a foreign object up your bum      ( all together)

                G            Em            C          DNo you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
           G               Em           C                 DIt's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
             G            Em             C          DYou should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
               C             D          G   C  G'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens     Ye-hew

INST: AS VERSE
                G            Em            C          DNo you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
           G               Em           C                 DIt's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
             G            Em             C         DYou should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
               C             D          G   C  G'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens

Happy Halloween  Gobsheens,  Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there

   KABOOM,   Jaysus