Rodney Carrington – The Beer Song chords

DOur work day's done.
              G Go grab a shower!
               A Let's hit the pub.
             D It's Happy Hour.
D If we get bombed.
              GWho gives a damn?
              AI'm not as drunk, 
                DAs you think I am.

 DThose chicks right there
                Gdon't look to good,
                 Abut three more beers...
            DI think I would!

It's either them,
              G or my right hand.
              AI'm not as think,
               Das you drunk I am!

 G               D So by another round.
                  AWe'll sit right here,
                Dand drink 'em down.
         GGet everyone
          Danother beer.
                 AYou'll have to kick
           Dus outta here.

DSay are you girls
                    Gwaitin' on your friends?
                AWhat did you say?!?
              D You're lesbians!
 
Bartender cancel
               Gthose two drinks.
           AI'm not as am,
                  Das you drunk I think.

 
This beer is movin'
           Glike a train.
               AI think my lizard
           Dneeds a drain.
 
But first I'll have
           G a double shot.
                 AI'm drunk you think,
              Das you am is not.

 G               DSo by another round.
                   AWe'll sit right here,
                 Dand drink 'em down.
          G Get everyone
          Danother beer.
                AYou'll have to kick
           Dus outta here.

This bathroom's nice
          G as it can be.
                 AIt's got four walls;
                DI've puked on three!
 
Oops, here comes more!
               G I'll use the sink.
               AI'm not as thrunk,
              Das you am I dink.

 
I put that bouncer
                G right in his place.
                 AI smacked his elbow    
          Dwith my face.
 
He's lucky that
                G it's closin time.
              ADrunk am is not,
                 Das you think you I'm.

 G               D So by another round.
                  AWe'll sit right here,
               Dand drink 'em down.
         G Get everyone
          Danother beer.
                 AYou'll have to kick
            Dus outta here.