Run River North – The Ugly Couple Song chords

[Verse 1]
CI was never pretty 
Not even as a child
These gaps between my teeth
They showed up when I smiled

FMy hair always stood straight up
                          CLike it was terrified to fall
GIn school it wasn't friends
FOr charisma that I lacked
GBut in elementary pictures
            FThey always put me in the back
CAnd I wasn't tall

[Verse 2]
COh these guns of mine never did arrive
Didn't matter what I'd lift
My acne was invincible
My dandruff was no gift

FMy voice was high as a lady's
                       CAnd it's still that way today

GBut you know I'm glad I waited
FThat is, I was made to wait
G'Cause if I'd been taken
     F                                          CI would have missed the best date in the world

[Chorus] 
            F           G                CShe's got a heart that's bigger than her hair
           F        G                 CShe might never be a model but who cares
          F          G                        AmShe's one cloud and some wings from bein' an angel
Dm            F        GAnd who knows we might make
              CSomething beautiful

[Verse 3]
CWell I have reached maturity
Finally grew into my fro
I guess my ears they missed the news
'Cause they just keep a growin'
     FI have some great, great dance moves
                             CThey never seem to move the girls

    GBut I always hope I'd find the one
    FWho'd really digged my look
  GAnd one night at the comic store
 FWe both grabbed the same book
COne about dragons

[Verse 4]
CWell I met her down at Charley's
She spilled her drink on me
She laughed and said that wasn't usually
How she liked her tea
 FAnd somehow we got caught up in an evenin'
                        CFull of kisses and romancin'
GIt wasn't really her perfume
FThat made me think her sweet
GBut more how she didn't mind
FMe stepping on her feet
         CWhen we were dancin'

[Chorus]
            F            G              CShe's got a laugh that's louder than her pants
           F             G               CShe might never walk a runway or do a pole dance
          F             G                  AmShe's one cloud and some wings from bein' an angel
  Dm         F          GAnd who knows we might make
          CSomething beautiful
[Verse 5]
CMy friends have all been telling me
I ain't looked this good in years
Nothing like a woman
Make you wash behind your ears

F She calls me stinky
                        CI call her ferret face or MO
GBut it ain't all fun and pet names
FNo, we've been known to fight
GAbout whose better lookin'
FBut it never lasts all night
COn we go

[Chorus]
          F               G                CShe's got a smile that's brighter than her nails
         F              G             CShe might never win a pageant as a female
      F                     G          She's mine and we might some day
AmHave a little one of our own
Dm            F             GAnd who knows we might make
CSomething beautiful