Rachel Bloom – It chords

             DI love you, yes
            F#mAnd I’ll confess
                Am              DThe thought of staying is so enticing

               G                  CAnd when you speak, my knees get weak
           F#m                 BmI can’t believe what I’m sacrificing
               Em                GmBut let’s get real, we know the deal
      F#m             BmSo darling let’s not tip-toe
              Em                A             D            AThis thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show

          D                 F#mWe can’t undo, can’t make amends
            Am               DDysfunction is our lingua franca
              G                CWe can’t unscrew each other friends
              F#m             BWe’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca
                 Em                    GmThere’s ‘hard to get’, then there’s neglect
            F#m                      BmTo say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow
            Em                    ANot to be crass, but this sucked ass
            DThis was a shit show

    Bb            Gm                Am        DChernobyl next to us looks like a campfire
    Bb          Gm             F              D          Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather
         Bb             Gm                   F#m     Bm    FmWe have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce
   Em                                             A  Am  AA play about pieces of feces is what we are together

              D                F#mOh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel
                Am                               DCause life is short and we’re not getting any younger
           G                  CBut after sex, what happens next?
                 F#m                            BmI mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger
             Em                 GmAnd when you say that I should stay
       F#m                     BmThat’s exactly when I should split
                 Em               AThough I won’t forget, I won’t regret
      C          Gm              A              This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing–


D F#m Am D G C F#m B Em