INTRO A E D
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JABA WAKA DING DONG SLIP SLAP SLEE
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DIP SKIP PATTY WACK PEE PEE GOOGLY GEE
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POLLY WALLY SLING SLANG SKOO WEE DIBBLY DOO
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WING WONG PING PONG KING KONG CHEECH AND CHONG HOP HIP COG A GOO GOO
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HICKORY DICKERY SLICKERY FLIP FLAP DIP SKIP TO MY LOO
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FLIM FLAM WAM BLAM SAM BAM CUNNINGHAM WAX NOT COCHIE COCHIE COO
CHORUS
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PLUS YOU GOTTA DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA EAT GRANDMA'S STROODLE
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CAUSE SHE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT TO MAKE IT FROM SCRATCH
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YOU GOTTA GISH YOU GOTTA GASH YOU GOTTA WAX GRANDMA'S MOUSTACHE
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AND LAY OUT HER SOCKS AND MAKE SURE THEY MATCH
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WHOA YOU GOTTA HELP OUT YOUR GRANDMA
VERSE 2 A E D A E D
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SLAPPITY DAPPITY SLING SKIZZIM SKAZZIM BING BANG BOO
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A YEP A YAP A SNIPPITY SNAP POLLY WALLY SKAPPY DAPPY DOO
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PIDDLE PADDLE FIDDLE FADDLE WIDDLE WADDLE A WEE CLUNKITY CLANG
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A PLOP A FIZZ A WACKITY WIZZ CHITTY CHITTY BANG WANG LANG
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ZIPPITY DOO DA ZIPPITY EH UHN FA LOO PA DOO
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A PIGGLY WIGGLY DOO DA STINKY WANKY LANKY FOO MAN CHOO
CHORUS
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PLUS YOU GOTTA DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA SHAVE GRANDMA'S POODLE
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CAUSE GRANDMA WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU
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YOU GOTTA LIBBY YOU GOTTA LABBY YOU GOTTA HUG GRANDMA EVEN THOGH SHE'S FLABBY
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CAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW GRANDMA'S ARE PEOPLE TOO WHOA YOU GOTTA LOVE YOUR GRANDMA
BRIDGE A E D A E D
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NOW IF YOU LISTEN TO THE WORDS OF THIS SONG
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YOU'LL KNOW THEY'RE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM HEART
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NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOUR GRANDMA EVEN WHEN SHE RIPS A JUICY FART
CHORUS
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AND REMEMBER TO DIP YOU GOTTA DOODLE YOU GOTTA STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR NOODLE
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CAUSE GRANDMA SAID IT'LL MAKE YOU GO BLIND
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YOU GOTTA GIPPER YOU GOTTA GIPPER YOU GOTTA CHANGE GRANDMA'S DIAPER
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AND THEN PRETEND THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T MIND
A (ON THE LAST CHORD "A" STUM UP AND DOWN VIGOROUSLY)
WHOA RESPECT TO THE GRANDMA YEAH
THIS IS OFF OF THE "WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" RECORD. IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE
TO GET THE WORDS DOWN, BUT JUST LISTEN TO IT AND YOU WILL GET IT.
JOHN
