Smothers Brothers – My Old Man chords
Chords:
CMy old mans a sailor,G CWhat do you think about that?CHe wears a sailors collar,G CHe wears a sailors hat.GHe wears a sailors raincoat,F GHe wears a sailors shoes.C And every Saturday evening,G CHe reads the Sunday News.F GAnd someday, if I can,C G C Im gonna be a sailor just like my old man.My old mans a anthropologist, What do you think about that? He wears an anthropologists collar, He wears an anthropologists hat. He wears an anthropologists raincoat, He wears an anthropologists shoes. And every Saturday evening, He reads the Sunday News. And someday, if I can, Im gonna be an anthropologist just like my old man. My old mans a Refrigerator Repairman, What do you think about that? He wears a Refrigerator Repairmans collar, He wears a Refrigerator Repairmans hat. He wears a Refrigerator Repairmans raincoat, He wears a Refrigerator Repairmans shoes. And every Saturday evening, He reads the - Playboy. And someday, if I can, Im gonna be a Refrigerator Repairman just like my old man. (Spoken) Tommy: What do you think about that? Boy you gotta be pretty sharp witted, slippery tongued to say things like that. Dick: I tell you Tommy, youre very glib. Tommy: I certainly do. Dick: Well here, Ill tell you what my old man does. My old mans a Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Plucker, What do you think about that? (Tommy: You better not make a mistake. Dick: Lets hope not) He wears a Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Pluckers collar, He wears a Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Pluckers hat. He wears a Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Pluckers raincoat, He wears a Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Pluckers shoes. And (Tommmy: Youre lucky) - every Saturday evening, He reads the Cotton Pickin News. And someday, if I can, Im gonna be a Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Plucker just like my old man.