Tangerine Kitty – Tangerine Kitty - Dumb Ways To Die chords

C F x2

Verse:
    C    F       C   FSet fire to your hair
       C          F       C   FPoke a stick at a grizzly bear
    C       F        C      FEat medicines that's out of date
         C       F        C       FUse your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus:
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     FSo many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         G        CSo many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Chorus:
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     FSo many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         G        CSo many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

Chorus:
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     FSo many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         G        CSo many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"


Chorus:
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         D7         G     FSo many dumb ways to die
C    G        Am    EmDumb ways to die
   F         G        CSo many dumb ways to die

Bridge:
Am       G      C            Em      F      GDress up like a moose during hunting season
   F        G        C        Em      FDisturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      AmStand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                AmDrive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing
G                                 AmRun across the tracks between the platforms
F                           GThey may not rhyme but they quite possibly

End Chorus:
C       G       Am    EmDumbest ways to die
C       G        Am    EmDumbest ways to die
C    G       Am    EmDumb ways to die
   FSo many dumb
   Fm                CSo many dumb ways to die