The Uncluded – Alligator chords

Kimya Dawson's stlye and the way she strums is so unique and intimidating that I don't 
even want to attempt it. I usually just do my own thing with her songs.
If you have any comments, let me know!
AmOrchestrated chamber pots
Soap dish shaped like an alligator
EmTit for tat you nail my twat
Pitter pat to the smell ya later
AmFor a lack of evidently skater chaser tater tot
EmMail the rebate in then wait
But for how long?
I forgot
Am24 or 25 or 26 man I don't know
EmEither way an alligator helped me to feel less alone
AmThrough sophomoric awkwardness
Broken Mirror
Damaged Goods
EmThe eternal question's "Would I?"
Would I?
Oh fuck yea I would
AmWoulda coulda shoulda done it
Almost did but was too scared
EmCritically conditioning the tits and ass and hips and hair
AmPiece together rooty tooty cuties poo the tiny one
EmInner baggage carry's on external manifestation
AmAll your friends are drinking beer
All your friends are making out
EmAll your friends are smoking shit, and fingering, and going down
AmT-shirt says "I'm High on Life"
Climb and climb the tallest tree
EmChristopher and Sir Topham Hatt help you conduct your symphony
AmFor sympathetic chocodiles and empathetic Fudgy whales
EmGenetically telepathic Reading Rainbow nerf ball for sale
AmChange your shoes and pick a lane
Take aim with three in the holes
EmSpare the line on the approach
Last chair wins the tidy bowl

[Aesop Rock]
AmThe tuning in of Tokyo in lien of Basic Channeling
EmHad students of the Bosom study woman through the scrambling
Am1980 cable box
A gateway drug for horny lads
EmWho later found the joy of sex and hidden stash of porno mags
AmHoly god damn fucking shit
Massive hooters everywhere
EmPointing toward celestial defenders of the atmosphere
AmSo many vagina types
This one is naked lamb
EmThis one is a violent slice
This one is like raver pants
AmSomeone that you know is hiding hustlers in the local woods
EmInside there is something that will alter how you know this world
AmYou may want to fuck some tits
You may want to hide your face
EmYou will always find some time to fuck your fucking time away
AmWe had found a mystery VHS tape in a secret drawer
EmWhen our parents left for work we fed it to the VCR
AmSpecimens of hair and sweat intended for a private eye
EmHumping like a pair of dogs
Showcasing a primal drive
AmNothing seemed the same again
Judgement is a petty joke
EmNobody can say a word
They worship the same centerfold
AmAliens of horrid Mars
Seeking life on boring Earth
EmDropping quarters on the floor
Peaking up the shortest skirts

Am
EmRepeat to the end.