Tastyboots – Painfully Heterosexual chords

[INTRO]
N.C."Hello, my name is Andrea, my room is a mess,
I am not wearing any pants and this is a song
about Dean Winchester."

A  E  G  D

[VERSE I]
    A     EYou kinky son of a bitch
        G             DI don't swing that way
       A       EI have trouble dealing with my feelings
       G                         DI work out all the time, I don't need no AA meetings
   A       E                           G         DSo maybe I cry a little more than the average guy
              A           D     G     ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  G  D


[VERSE II]
  A              E                  G          DI drive the most badass car you have ever seen
  A        EI only eat things that are manly
     GLike triple bacon cheeseburgers
   DOr triple shots of brandy
   A       E                           G     DSo maybe I get mistaken for gay kind of often
              A           D     G     ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  G  D


[VERSE III]
     A       E                      G          DI can fix my car or my guns with my eyes closed
  A       EI know my way around women
  G                             DI go to local dives and all the pretty girls are smitten
   A             E                 G             DSo maybe I think Dr. Sexy's kind of ... well ... sexy
              A           D     G     ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  D  G


[VERSE IV]
  A               E            G         DRemember that one time I had a three way?
          A            EThere are two things I know for certain
         G                         DBert and Ernie are gay and I'm not letting you die a virgin
  A           E             G        DSo maybe that wasn't my very best seek
          A               D     G     ABut can't you see I'm painfully heterosexual?
A  E  G  D          A          I'm heterosexual


[OUTRO]
A  E  G  D                        A          Come on guys, I'm heterosexual
A  E  G  D                        A          Shut up, Sam, I'm heterosexual
A  E  G  D  G     A            Heterosexual
A  E  G  D

    A     E                      G          DYou kinky son of a bitch I don't swing that way
N.C.                     A Except maybe on a Friday

"Thanks for listening!"